Hehehe….we all fart. That’s a fact. We usually fart more as we age since our digestive system isn’t as efficient as it was when we were younger. Guys usually fart more since we eat more. All that beer, fried foods, meat and other bar foods creates the wonderful recipe of a pungent gas cloud. And if it’s really bad, even you can’t stand it! Ugggh. I….*ahem* am speaking from first hand experience of course.
Okay, so maybe you’re a light sleeper that is cognitive enough to lift the covers, point your rear in the opposite direction away from your wife and just rip one. Or maybe you just fart in your sleep all night? If your wife is still with you and putting up with all the flatulence after all these years, she’s definitely a great women and keeper. Let’s do something for that wonderful woman of yours.
Here’s the Better Marriage Blanket. Yes, that’s the official name of the blanket. The blanket is lined with activated carbon and simply absorbs the odor molecules. The makers claim that it can even work on top of blankets!
From their website:
- A real solution to a very real problem
- Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons
- Even works on top of bed sheets
- Makes a great wedding or anniversary gift too
- The molecules that cause the odor are absorbed and neutralized in millions of microscopic pores in the activated carbon so it has an almost unlimited capacity for eliminating odor
- Frequent washing is not needed. Only wash when the outer fabric needs cleaning but “Refresh” The Blanket in the dryer or in the sun occasionally
- The blanket will not smell bad after use
- Odor absorption will last for the life of the Blanket
- Better Marriage Blanket
(Available in Twin, Queen or King Size) - Choice of White, Beige or Blue
Sizes are Twin $29.95, Queen $49.95 and King $59.95
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