Priscilla Barnes aka Nurse Terri Alden

It's For Dad Female of the Day: Priscilla Barnes

Do you remember that old sitcom Three's Company with Jack Tripper and his two female roommates. One was a brunette and the cute blond one that came late into the series' run? That's Priscilla Barnes that played as nurse Terri Alden.

Still can't remember her? Maybe the picture below with her familiar pose during the intro. Ah...you remember her now :)

Something most people didn't know was she also posed in Penthouse magazine (is that magazine still around?) under the name Joanne Witty. I can't obviously post those pics here, so you'll have to go search her out yourself under that name.

Pink P!nk - Saucey Singer

It's For Dad's Female of the Day: Alecia Beth Moore aka Pink (or P!nk)

I thought her first few songs were okay and she was pretty cool looking with her pink hair. I like spunky girls with a little attitude. Although the act got old and annoying quick.

She's not that sexy (anymore) and honestly, I think she's a little on the manlier facial features. Maybe it's the jawline or nose, or the combination of the two. I don't know.

So why am I picking her for my Female of the Day? Well, with the previous post of her getting flung into the metal railing during her concert in Germany, she deserves some praise and recognition for trying to continue for her fans. That's very admirable!

Now this picture makes her look like Avril Lavigne with those smokey racoon eyes. I don't really like see girls posing in an autoshop. Maybe it's just my association with grease and the stench of automotive fluids. I use to love working on cars, but I was always dirty and covered in oil. So to see girls there, the automotive grime isn't very appealing with trying to match it up with a hot picture of a female. However the picture above works for me!

You can check out Pink's official website at Pinkpage.com

Jessica Simpson Is Simply Cute And Ditsy

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It's For Dad's Female of the Day: Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson kind of reminds me of my ex-girlfriend from school as far as looks is concerned. Not sure what it was, as we're talking about middle school looks versus a grown Jessica Simpson. Maybe it was their smile and laugh, but it definitely wasn't Jessica's ditsy "blond moments".

That's definitely one of Jessica Simpson better photoshoots above. Wow! I tend to always see her look like the picture below where she's got the ditsy blonde look.

She's got a new TV show coming I think, unless I misread it, but it's about her traveling to areas and seeing what people's definition of beauty is. Her hair is darker, like a hazel color, probably did that to get rid of her "dumb blond" image.

Here's an excerpt from her bio page:

Jessica Simpson has taken the music, fashion and entertainment industries by storm. A talented artist with universal appeal, she has become an international star and media darling.

Born and raised outside of Dallas, Texas, Jessica began her performing career by sharing the stage with famous gospel acts such as Kirk Franklin, God's Property and Ce Ce Winans. With her unmistakable voice and unique pop sound, Jessica caught the eye of Columbia Records executive Tommy Mottola. After joining a tour in support of the boy-band 98 Degrees, she quickly burst onto the music scene in 1999 with her debut release Sweet Kisses. Her RIAA-certified double platinum debut featured Jessica's massive breakthrough hit, "I Wanna Love You Forever," which hit #3 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

The title track to Irresistible, her 2001 follow-up, was a crossover smash, charting on the Hot 100 (#15), the Rhythmic Top 40 (#12), Top 40 Mainstream (#3) and Top 40 Tracks (#5).

But it was the success of her quadruple-platinum album, In This Skin, which marked Jessica's debut as a songwriter and further refined her ever-evolving voice as an artist. "Sweetest Sin," the album's first single to hit the Top 40, is a marked change from the teen pop style that launched her career.

continue to JessicaSimpson.com for the rest of the bio

Lindsay Lohan Middle Finger Message

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That's right Lindsay Lohan, tell everyone to f**k off. Actually in the case of this picture, she's telling the judge during yesterday's court hearing for violating her probation a very nice message. She's so sly in her warped little mind, so subtle, yet easily deniable. As if she's telling with her mouth as her fingers slides up to her lips to silently say "F**k U!"

Look, I hate drunk drivers and other drivers that are whacked on drugs, and I get angry reading what she's been doing before the judge put her on probation. The ones that seem to always get hurt and killed are the ones that are the victims of the people that drive under the influence. So I have no pity for her right now.

What's happened to this girl? Childhood actor is what! Most of those child actors just grow up warped, and Lindsay is no exception. The only one that comes to mind that grew up okay was the girl that played Winnie Cooper on Wonder Years, Danica McKeller. I'm sure there's many examples, but she's the one that I recall easily.

I remember Lindsay from her weird hairline. One side is really high, and I'm not sure if it's from her pushing her hair to one side constantly and making her slightly bald there. She was so cute when she was younger and thought she was going to be gorgeous when she grows up. So, I'm going to help people remember how hot she was before this mess.

Queen Elizabeth - Female Of The Day

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If you didn't know by now, Queen Elizabeth II is visiting New York and had address the UN Council today. It's been a long time since she's been over here in the US, and even longer since she has spoken to the Council.

Now what am I thinking about with choosing her for my female of the day? Especially considering most of today's post subject?

For an 80+ year old lady, she's a highly respected figure in the world and beloved by most of her people. To be queen of a once former mighty empire isn't something that was easy. Although the British Empire has declined significantly, she is still queen of the Commonwealth of Nations which includes nations like Canada, New Zealand and Australia to name the bigger countries.

I'm not sure how royalty works, but her husband Prince Philip, is just a prince? But she's a queen? So if she's the reigning queen, wouldn't that make him a king? Again, I'm not sure how that all works, but you can imagine when they get into an argument, she probably bitchslaps him down and pulls her royalty card on him, "Who's the Queen? Who's the Queen? And you are? Just a prince!"