Fake iPad - Because Apple Made Being A Poseur Cool

Yeah, because you want to look cool and act like money isn't a problem to your hipster friends. Sure, put some cold drinks on that fake iPad and walk around like you don't care. Oh the shock of the MacHeads as they cringe in horror!

Really, I don't know why you would want one. Even the makers don't know why you would want one either. But, like anything popular, someone out there wants a fake one just to have.

Here's a perfect scenario to frame someone into buying you a new one. Walk around with it, and then let someone you know try to play with it. As they grab it, make them drop it and then blame them for breaking it. In their guilt, they'll buy you a new one. Just don't let them touch it afterwards. If you stoop that low, then yes, you deserve a dummy iPad. It's just $49 and includes shipping.

Here's a little info from their FAQ:

Do you sell working iPads?
For people browsing around this site with the idea they can get an iPad for $49, here the definition of ‘dummy’: ‘a model or replica of a human being’. And that’s exactly what we sell. We sell non-working – without electronica – ‘iPad-looking’ replica’s of iPads, not real iPads. The dummies, however, have real weight, and look really close to a real iPad, but the parts of the dummy model cannot be used to replace original iPad parts. We don’t sell any working and/or original Apple stuff, please remember this. We sell not-working, non-original dummies aka display models.

Can the screen be used to replace a real iPad screen?
No, the screen of the dummy is made of plastic. It is not not realistic to use it as a replacement for your real iPad.

Do the buttons respond like normal buttons?
No! They won’t respond when you press them.

Is the back made of aluminum?
No! It’s all plastic.

iPadDummy.net

Golf Club Drink Dispenser

Ok, now, this is a gift I can see myself using. I’m sorry, it’s actually to make up for the Golf Gator Flip Flops I posted earlier. Now this is cool gift to have. Just imagine the chuckles and rosey cheeked smiles when you’re pouring out drinks to your buddies. Beautiful Sunday, out on the greens, hanging with your buddies, sipping your favorite drinks, oh…and playing a round of golf. Yes, life is good.

According to the discription:

With a real head and shaft, you’ll be the only one to know that your favorite ‘club’ is really an automatic drink dispenser, holding a thirst-quenching 54 fluid ounces (1.6L) of your hot or cold beverage of choice. An insulated container made of durable, high density plastic holds your drink, and then tucks into your golf bag. A battery-operated pump serves your beverage at the touch of a button. Quick-disconnect feature allows for fast and easy removal for refills and cleaning, and one set of batteries (4AA) will last most golf seasons. With the Golf Club Drink Dispenser, get the perfect drinks from the ‘club’ every time you hit the links.

The Sharper Image – Golf Club Drink Dispenser

Amazon Offering T-Mobile Phones for a Penny

All T-Mobile Phones from Amazon Wireless is just $0.01. That’s right, a penny! If you’re not aware, all T-Mobile walk in stores is offering free phones today, June 19, 2010. All phones in the store, from their top of the line to the lowest model phones!

Well, some Dads slept in today and figure if we weren’t camping at the store early in the morning all the phones that we want are probably gone. Amazon appreciates all the hard work Dads have done and is offering all T-Mobile phones on their site for a penny.

In addition to the penny phones, activation fees are also waived, saving you an additional $35.

Offer good till Monday June 21st! Better hurry!

Amazon Wireless